Hummer Guy

Macy*s doesn’t seem like the most likely place to find hummer stuff, but thanks to GM, you can now get some new hummer products at your local department store. On the list is hummer deodorant, bodywash, and cologne. I can’t imagine this stuff ever taking off–but I have to admit, I’m curious as to what the cologne smells like. They bill it as “a fresh, exhilarating scent that blends organic essences of the natural world such as sandalwood and leather with exotic spices like cardamom and amber for a truly masculine adrenaline rush that can only be called HUMMER.” I’ll wait for someone else to review it first…