Geezer HUMMER Vandal Caught on Camera, Loose in DFW

Geezer HUMMER VandalThis isn’t the first time we’ve heard of a HUMMER vandal, and it won’t be the last, but this is the first time that we’ve seen crystal clear video evidence of the dirty deed (video below). We first would have expected to find some punk kid or a 20-something holier-than-thou hybrid driver behind the vandalism, but we would have been very wrong. The master-mind of this crime is a silver-haired geezer who carved two large Xs into the doors of a HUMMER H2 in the Dallas/Fort Worth area. Unfortunately, this guy still hasn’t been brought to justice pending identification.

UPDATE: Vandal Caught!

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  1. Hummer Aficionado_VT

    What a tool. In court he’ll be like “Meeeeh, I’mmm olld. I didn’t know what I was doing!”


  2. i just like how theres a mini parked next to the h2

  3. What is wrong with this dude??? Is he mentally challanged I mean come on!!